There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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