ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I cockslap morals
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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