But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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