If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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