I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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