So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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