Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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