i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Can vaginas get frostbite?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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