O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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