That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
soo... how was my night?
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