just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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