Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
