i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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