Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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