He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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