brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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