He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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