i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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