i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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