Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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