the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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