Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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