We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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