I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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