I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
FUCK WHALES
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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