when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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