i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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