It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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