I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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