worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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