An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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