This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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