My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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