And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
vagina is talking i cant
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
