I must be too annoying 4 u.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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