I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I think i got beer on your cat.
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