yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
