nut hugger
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Congratulations! We have a period
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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