He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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