Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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