I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Boobs are out for the taking
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Randomize
