Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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