Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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