Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
The Olympian is in my bed
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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