so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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