so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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