I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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