My pussy is not your playground.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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