The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
