Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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