its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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