dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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