i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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