I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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