He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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