But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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